Top Reasons Why There Isn't A Filipino-American President

1. The White House is not big enough for in-laws.
2. Filipinos in America prefer engineering, computer science, nursing and accounting over politics.
3. Not enough parking at the White House to park the 2 Honda Civics, the Toyota Celica, the 1985 Diesel Mercedes-Benz, BMW (Big Mean Wife) and the MPV (My Pinoy Van).
4. Can't find decent chicken adobo in D.C.
5. Secret Service could never handle a nagging mother.
6. Dignitaries are generally intimidated by eating with fingers at State Dinners.
7. No chance for promotion.
8. Lactose intolerance is not considered politically correct.
9. Senior aides won't take off shoes before coming in.
10. Too many windows on White House to put metal bars.
11. Not allowed to install whistle-beep on presidential limo when put in reverse gear.
12. Too many dining rooms in the White House; where will they put the picture of The Last Supper?
13. Too much confusion over the definition of D.C., District of Columbia or Daly City (in CA - where majority of population are Filipinos)?
14. White House walls not big enough to hold giant wooden fork and spoon.
15. FAA won't allow rainbow tape on Air Force One dashboard.
16. Secret Service staff won't respond to "pssssst, pssssst."
17. Secret Service staff uncomfortable driving presidential car with rosary hanging on rear view mirror and St. Jude or Santo Nino statuette on dashboard.
18. No more WWII jeeps available for restoration as presidential jeepneys.
19. No money allocated in budget to purchase laserdisc karaoke sing-along machines for every room in the White House.
20. State Dinners do not allow leftover food as "To Go".
21. Air Force One does not allow any Balikbayan boxes on board